• We should pretend to be straight together it’ll be so funny

• I want a straight best friend to go shopping with

• Everyone legit thinks we’re a straight couple lolol

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   i’ve legitimately heard all of these things. i think all of them are plausible in multiple situations. everybody puts...

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   Guilty of most of those.

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    lololol straight people cant pick out clothing for shit

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    I used to say the last one all the time before I went to college and one of my best friends (who was a gay guy) didn’t…

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    …I totally say the first one sometimes. But I’m a jerk, so.

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    ASHER (happens to us with some frequency)

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